- Psychiatric Times Vol 28 No 11
- Volume 28
- Issue 11
If You Were a Cookie, What Kind Would You Be
Key Takeaways
- Medical school interview questions often use metaphors, like cookies, to explore applicants' identities and values.
- The narrative highlights the arbitrary nature of some interview questions, reflecting on their deeper purpose.
“If you were a ship, where would you sail?” . . . “What is your favorite hockey team?” and “What will you do if you don’t get into medical school?”
-from a list of the 100 most common medical school interview questions
As my daughter and I rehearse for the interview,
I assure her no one asked me the cookie question,
though I would have replied with a smile,
“I’d be my Nana Pearl’s butter cookie,”
a two inch shortbread star baked golden brown,
chocolate kiss in the center. Though my answer
implies love for my grandmother and reverence
for recipes passed down through generations,
a hungry interviewer might have wondered why
I would wish to be squeezed from a stainless steel
press, one standardized star in a baker’s dozen.
Maybe the question is a test to uncover applicants
who crumble under pressure, or a tactic to learn
how much dough the future doctor hopes to earn.
I guess the cookie query makes as much sense
as questions they cooked up for me-
“If you were a ship, where would you sail?”
“What is your favorite hockey team?” and
“What will you do if you don’t get into medical school?”
which became my favorite, because by the time
someone asked, I was already cooling on the rack.
Articles in this issue
almost 14 years ago
How We Age: A Doctor’s Journey Into the Heart of Growing Oldalmost 14 years ago
The Medication Check as Psychotherapeutic Opportunityalmost 14 years ago
Hippocrates Under Contractalmost 14 years ago
Dangerous New Treatment Guidelines for ADHD Unveiledalmost 14 years ago
Children and Pets: A Winning Combinationalmost 14 years ago
Witness to an Extreme Century: A Memoiralmost 14 years ago
Improving Suicide Risk Assessmentalmost 14 years ago
A Tribute to Max Fink, MDalmost 14 years ago
A New Report on Pain in America: Like Déjà Vu All Over Againalmost 14 years ago
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